Your clothes are not your own

Posted on: November 12th, 2014 by
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Hello there – I’ve heard it’s awkward for you humans when you come into a room and find someone wearing exactly the same clothes as you. This is something that we sheep have no problem with. I heard two walkers discussing this the other day and one said she wouldn’t make a big deal of it and would probably go straight up to the other person and congratulate her on her good taste. I noticed she was wearing a white woolly jumper so I decided to take her advice and do just that. But when she saw me heading towards her she took off as if I was a wolf in sheep’s clothing! Maybe she didn’t realize that her jersey had anything to do with me. Don’t worry, I wasn’t offended. I know that you humans are sometimes a little slow at making connections. We sheep have got used to the fact that what we own doesn’t belong to us anyway. I wonder when the rest of the world will discover that.

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