{"id":441,"date":"2014-11-12T17:08:36","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T17:08:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/?p=441"},"modified":"2014-11-12T17:08:36","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T17:08:36","slug":"your-clothes-are-not-your-own","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/?p=441","title":{"rendered":"Your clothes are not your own"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello there \u2013 I\u2019ve heard it\u2019s awkward for you humans when you come into a room and find someone wearing exactly the same clothes as you. This is something that we sheep have no problem with. I heard two walkers discussing this the other day and one said she wouldn\u2019t make a big deal of it and would probably go straight up to the other person and congratulate her on her good taste. I noticed she was wearing a white woolly jumper so I decided to take her advice and do just that. But when she saw me heading towards her she took off as if I was a wolf in sheep\u2019s clothing! Maybe she didn\u2019t realize that her jersey had anything to do with me. Don\u2019t worry, I wasn\u2019t offended. I know that you humans are sometimes a little slow at making connections. We sheep have got used to the fact that what we own doesn\u2019t belong to us anyway. I wonder when the rest of the world will discover that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello there \u2013 I\u2019ve heard it\u2019s awkward for you humans when you come into a room and find someone wearing exactly the same clothes as you. This is something that we sheep have no problem with. I heard two walkers discussing this the other day and one said she wouldn\u2019t make a big deal of<a href=\"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/?p=441\"> [Read the full story &#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":442,"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions\/442"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/asheepcalledskye.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}